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Sober Superhero Scott Pilgrim

The force is strong in this one

Yesterday was Day 66 of my Year Of Living Sober. It was a Sunday.

During the day we had a visit from my sister-in-law, I sat in the sun and got a little burnt, and then, when our daughter hit the sack and my sis-in-law hit the road I made a vegetable dhal with red lentils, pumpkin, and coconut milk.

There were other vegetables in there too but what is important is how yummy it was:

Delicious.

I washed it down with a non-alcoholic beer, a Coopers Birell: my preferred favourite ‘near beer’ (as they call them in America; not to be confused with a near bear—which is what some people call hairy athletes).

During my YOLS I have grown to enjoy the taste of this particular brand of near beer. I rarely have more than one or two at a time though and I find it kills any cravings for the REAL stuff.

Nice.

Dinner was just lovely. Then, after doing the dishes and tidying up a bit I sat down with my heavily pregnant wife (who’s due any day now) and watched Scott Pilgrim vs The World, on DVD.

Now, I don’t think it’s giving the ending away to say Master Pilgrim wins. This is a fun, ‘feel cool’ film after all: it’s pacy, witty and has an awesome (kids don’t say that anymore, do they?) soundtrack. But looking through my YOLS colored glasses there was one scene I took particular note of.

The only time Scott Pilgrim (reluctant superhero in search of true sex love) gets really angry is after he downs a couple of G & T’s (gin and tonics, kids). I thought it was an interesting choice (of both screenwriter, Michael Bacall, and writer/director, Edgar Wright).  Perhaps it was only a coincidence alcohol fuelled Scotty’s rage, but then again—and given the hilarious, insightful scene with the sanctimonious Vegan super-villain—perhaps not?

Anywho, whether or not the brains behind the big-hearted SP vs TW meant to make a statement about how alcohol can sometimes enrage normally mild-mannered folk into violent crazy-folk is beside the point, which is…

This film rocks.

And that’s coming from a completely sober armchair critic.

My name is Ben and I’m a social experiment.

Little Booze Joke 66:

A roadie walks into the bar and the barman hands him a numbered list of cocktails and says, “What’ll it be?” and the roadie says, “One Two.”

How about you? Does alcohol wave the red flag at your inner raging bull?

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Snooki Loses Booze and Loses Weight

Snooki B4 and after dumping big drinking habit

Yesterday was Day 65 of my Year Of Living Sober. It was a Saturday.

I mowed the lawns. I changed nappies. I surfed the net. If my life was a reality show you’d have to do a lot of editing to find the juicy bits. Fortunately for me (and you!) my life is not a reality show.

But Snooki’s life is a reality show.

Well, her whole life may not be on show ALL the time but a lot is. Just google ‘The Snooki’. That’s how I got to find out about her. And for those who don’t know, here’s a bit about The Snooki.

The Snooki is a gal from America who stars in reality TV show, Jersey Shore. Apparently she used to be a lot fatter bigger than she is now and she is attributing her rapid weight loss, at least in part, to cutting down her alcohol intake.

To quote THIS SITE

“Snooki said that what helped her through it was cutting back on drinks.”

Cool.

And if The Snooki is anything like me it won’t just be the empty calories of booze she’s no longer needing to burn off (by doing whatever Jersey Shore girls do to burn off excess calories—my guess would be shopping and bonking) but the extra food one is prone to eat when drinking alcohol too.

One of the big benefits I’ve found from not drinking (of going cold turkey, of abstaining from boozing) is my appetite is no longer regularly stimulated to the equivalent of a starving speed-eater at a hot-dog smorgasboard. By not drinking beer or wine with—and before—my dinner I don’t chow down for as long or as much.

My boozefree self is a more moderate eater. To put it another way my Pissed Pig has been replaced by a Sober Savorer.

And thanks to The Snooki’s new boozing-less diet, and the world’s preoccupation with celebrity weight-loss (reports just in—Snooki’s hit 98 pounds!), girls (and boys) around the world will be exposed to the potentially life-changing knowledge that boozing less=weighing less.

As long as you don’t replace alcohol with ice-cream.

That’s reality.

My name is Ben and I’m a social experiment.

Little Booze Joke 65:

Sean Connery walks into a bar and the barman says ‘Shorry, we don’t sherve your short in here.’

How about you? Do you think you eat more when you drink alcohol?

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